Yeah, 'round here it means “pause and see if someone’s running the red.”
Our local reviewer has never given any movie a rating higher then a B+, even box office multi-million dollar hits!
Wait, hang on: what does a movie being a hit have to do with its quality?
It’s the Stephen Colbert Movie Rating System, -> Quality = Sales.
What annoys me right now are stupid whiny little girls who don’t know how to do their jobs. Then I finally get said annoying girl to walk out/quit and someone else talks her into coming back to work. Why? Why for the love of whatever you hold holy why? I’ve thrown out furniature that was more useful than she is.
When history teachers require us to know things for the exam that he never taught, are not in the notes, and we never had to know…
When your underwear shrinks and everything is snug.
BTW, it has nothing to do with the whole blueberry pie w/ half the can of Redi-whip on it that I devoured last night. Nothing at all. Don’t even mention it.
I seem to have the other problem. My underwear doesn’t shrink, everything else gets bigger. :o
I fly a great deal for business. Unfortunately I am also 6ft 4in.
I ask for the exit rows…and are told none are available. When I board the plane, I see the exit row seats are occupied by 5ft tall jockies whose feet don’t even touch the ground.
Then i take my seat and my knees are hard against the seat in front. The bozo in front tries to recline…cue stream of expletives from gaf.
Ah well. I shall have my revenge next time I am at a concert if I recognise any of them. mwahahaha!!
Whaaaaaaat?? Like, I totally don’t know what your deal is but like I had to pay like $100 and set a appointment like 3 weeks ago just to see this like incredible stylist. Whenever I knew I’d be late I texted Suzie to like give you the 411 that I would be late and stuff. Whatever, It’s okay. I’ll like only take half a lunch break because I saw this thing, on TV. I only drink it for like a week and it totally flushes the toxins out so I’m not eating anyways. Oh, and whenever I got like my last paycheck I thought I would have a raise. Somebody said after 90 days I would be evaluated for one. What? 
Live action movies with talking animals.
Commercials that have nothing to do with what they are selling.
Emails from work on a holiday weekend.
Bosses that send emails about work on holiday weekends.
People looking at self that check their work email on holiday weekends.
Working from home because of aforementioned emails on a frakkin holiday weekend!!! smacks forehead
Yes.
Except for “Babe.” I love “Babe.”
‘Who framed Roger Rabbit?’ was alright.
People who post the same thing multiple times just to get their post count over 13,000. 
Yes, films like Babe and I loved Charlotte’s Web.
This is a classic. I was really referring to the Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Underdog, Alvin and the Chipmunks craaaaaap being pumped out.
That’ll do, pig… that’ll do.