We dare not even attempt it. The universe itself could be cleft in twain! In twain, I say! :eek:
If only it was that easy. 
I’ll see if I can effect a solution to your problem…
Bleh, who cares about those other secondary meanings? They have no effect on me!
But it begs the question: what effect do they have on your affect?
Things that annoy me, in no particular order:
- How I sometimes get really busy and don’t get around to eating for a whole day, and at the end of the day, I weigh more than I did in the morning.
- 3 cars, on a 3-lane freeway, that drive side-by-side to one another, at the same speed, for 10 miles.
- Tail recursion.
- Stereotypical and subtly derogatory of portrayal of nerds in television.
- Jenny McCarthy.
A-frakkin’-men! Jenny McCarthy, especially, needs to take her anti-science/anti-medicine crusade and take a long walk down a very short pier.
Along those lines, I must say that Oprah Winfrey (yes, lady, you DO have a last name) annoys me to no end. She’s just TOO into herself!
I used to find her pretty amusing. Now she’s on that anti-vaccine kick which is kind of odd and, I agree, annoying…
I think the nation will soon be shocked to find out that Jenny McCarthy is in fact not a medical doctor.
Another thing that annoys me: adolescents. Ugh, they’re insufferable! Even the nice ones are hard to deal with.
I agree, but I used to be one. So I cut them a slack.
You know what else annoys me? How I can’t stop comparing my work to that of others and keep hearing my own influences and wish I didn’t.
She is much more than annoying, she is seriously dangerous. I’m not annoyed, I’m seriously ticked off.
Scooby-Doo annoys me. I was watching it this morning and they were driving their van through Transilvania and stop at a spooky castle to solve a crime.
How can these apparently jobless hippies afford to ship a van from America to Europe? And how are they getting their dog through quarantine?
No, i’m sorry, but that TV show about a crime-solving talking dog just makes NO sense at all!
Apparently, do-gooder meddling crime stopping does pay. Whoever hired them probably flipped the bill for all that jazz.
Wait…scratches head
face distorts Did I just justify a plot-hole for a Scooby-Doo episode? bows and shakes head in shame
Rut-roh! I bet they would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for these meddling OGs! 
thanks
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You’re 17 and pretty mature. The adolescents I have in mind are of a younger persuasion.
Has it also become uncool to use a blinker? It seems the faster one drives the less important it is to signal.
Don’t even get me started on how the horn is now thought of as a negative, like someone is saying “Frak you” rather than “Look out” which is why it is there.
In the Boston area and most of the rest of the east coast, I think the answer is a resounding yes!
When I used to live in Boston, I used to be one of those people. Every morning, I used to fly down Storrow weaving through traffic at at 80mph. My friend had the best explanation: “dude, don’t use the blinker. If you do, they are gonna know which way you’re coming! You gotta make the first move… and you gotta keep your opponents on the edge.”