Yea and when you go and take a leak at Disney after having been on a bus for a couple hours and the automatic urinal starts to flush but does not drain and then starts to overflow but you are not done peeing cause your bladder was so full and you have to inch your legs back and out so you don’t get your own diluted pee on your dress shoes that you were forced to wear because you went to Disneys Gradnight where the rules clearly state that you have to wear dress cloths which i think is dumb.
How the landscaping company that does my condo always seems to show up right as I am going to bed. Curse you night shift!
I discovered this message on the lid of a wheeled trash can at work today:
“1) Close lid.
2) Grasp handle.
3) Tilt.
4) Push or pull.”
And the world just got a little bit dumber.
Welcome to the inside of the asylum.
you buy nail polish that purports to be (name, color in bottle) one color, but when you wear it, it’s another color entirely.
I can play 9 different instruments but that didn’t seem to help me at all dating wise.
Incidentally I’ve always wanted to learn to play the accordian!
Being nocturnal for the last 10 years I could’nt agree more. People always seem to call, mow lawns, and ring my doorbell two seconds after my head hits the pillow. Plus at least twice a year the power company shows up with the gigantic chipper-shredder to clear the limbs around the power line, and they always park it in front of my house.
In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy sequels: I guess it was “So Long And Thanks for All the Fish”, I remember a character who gets mentally pushed over the edge when he discovers that a toothpick wrapper has instructions on how to use the toothpick to pick ones teeth.
things that annoy me…
when i am on the forum and the president of the company just wonders into my office for no apparent reason…
Buildings that inexplicably smell like pee all the time. There’s a hallway on the way to one of my classes that doesn’t have a bathroom in it, but has smelled like pee all summer. There is also no way to avoid this hallway because they’re doing construction in front of the main doors.
Urine smell repels dinosaurs.
Jeez AEG, haven’t you seen ANY of the Will Farrell Land of the Lost clips?
http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/will-ferrell-interview-pt-2/1116192/
When Fox execs cancel Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.
And Firefly.
Had the same problem at my school. Turned out it actually was pee, as discovered after some drunken college kids were caught in the act of urinating off the stairwell.
The grass is always greener… Y’all who are complaining about the pee smell, I bet you’d be more miffed if your building were set up by T-Rexes.
SciFi - SyFy - Skiffy - whatever you want to call them…they annoy me sometimes. Losing Doctor Who?? Really?
And “Bottom Feeder” is the height of cinema excellence… :rolleyes:
Sounds like my first apartment building…
Oh…I thot that was a retrospective of the network’s history. My bad.
How “Life” is constantly interfering with my video game playing. :mad:
People who tell you they want to interview you for a job, ask you to please email them early in the week to set up an interview time during said week, then don’t get back to you with an interview time. Or people who commission you a piece then disappear when you try to find out whether it’s still on and how the fundraising for it is going (meanwhile you’re counting on that money to make it through the end of the year). It’s unprofessional, people! Seriously, WTF?
when there is no chalk in the entire. frakking. classroom. building.
Nice, clean chalkboards, and erasers. but NO CHALK.
(on a related note, I’m glad I checked my classroom out before classes started so I knew to bring my own chalk. My classroom-neighbors were not as lucky.)