Oh badger I’m not into experimenting. Sorry brodawg
sigh My loss. 
Yes. Yes it is. =P
A Southern Baptist Church in Georgia, color me shocked
Undead-themed snack for this evening: Boo-Berry!
Frankenberry would be more appropriate, of course, but I’m all out. 
Real talk: Why do I flirt with gay people more than straight people. Of both sexes. That’s just weird. No risk maybe? I dunno. Thoughts.
What better place for zombies than a Christian church?
FUCK YEAH HATCHET SUCK IT CHURCH JERKS
Well, Hello Andrea!!!
Oh shit Andrea
Most likely the no risk part, you know from the beginning you don’t have a shot, makes it easier
actually I said that wrong, you know that you’ll never follow up on what you’re saying so there’s no risk of rejection
stomach scene…(gag) best show on (retch) television
That chruch was just macarbe
Yeah that’s what I figure.
Tabasco sauce in Souther Comfort!?! What idiot thot that’d be a good idea?
That, or you secretly crave sweet, sweet guy-love.
oh bby. And lesbian love. Hell we have a lot of common we love the pussaaaaaaaaaaay =P
Or it could be that 
These meat-like sounds is just creepy/sick as hell
You’d make a good lesbian. 