The three wrod at a time story--BSG style

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?

Athina smiled, saying…

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athina smiled, saying,

“You wish, geekgirl !”

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: "Hey man whats…
Thot:.…Athena doing with…"
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: "Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…"
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle

said. Then Roslin …

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: "Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…"
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin

… woke up from …

being in thecoat

(this is so not going to be a dream, it’s all bloody real! haha)

Feeling thirsty, she…

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…

drank baby blood

((Just let me digress from this for one moment and make this observation: There are few moments in one’s day when one can use the phrase “drank baby blood” and have it be just the right thing.))

emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood

Like it was….

cold ambrosia. Suddenly,

she was transported

emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported

to a basestar

emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported
frakkintalos: to a basestar

of Cylon cats

emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported
frakkintalos: to a basestar
Audra: of Cylon cats

"Kat, you’re alive!..

“meeow,” replied “Kat.”

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported
frakkintalos: to a basestar
Audra: of Cylon cats
“meeow,” replied “Kat.”

“Nine Downloads is…”…

… more than Brother …

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported
frakkintalos: to a basestar
Audra: of Cylon cats
Armondo: “meeow,” replied “Kat.”
ThotFullGuy: “Nine Downloads is…”…
GalaxyRanger: … more than Brother …
Solai: Cavil’s swirl requirement

Emilyfromohio: Hot Dog had
Frakkintalos: breakfast in bed
Armando: when the alarm
Solai: irritated his rash
GR: so that it
Leon Kensington: tried to eat
Em: Adama because he
GR: said to Three
f’ntalos: grumble grumble Rash must die grumble grumble
Solai: Tigh entered saying
GR: where the frak
LK: is my whiskey?
Armando: Hot Dog scratched
frakkintalos: his head and
GR: showed Tigh his
Em: best friend Larry
GR: when suddenly a
Lonely Toaster: frazzled Baltar entered
Glimfeather: with a tub
Lucky: Containing Tigh’s whiskey
Davidj0207: And Starbuck said
Glimfeather: “Till we can’t…”
Kappa: “…boogie no more”
Lonely Toaster: and dove in
frakkintalos: headfirst. The Rash
emily: started to talk
galaxyranger:… but no-one could …
wisebob134: defend themselves from
Topgun: Starbuck’s enthusiastic screaming
Audra: …so, like lemmings,
Eftiel: everybody bounded forth…
LT: (everybody but Larry)
frakkintalos: toward crushing singularity.
kappa:Larry told them,
Topgun: “beware of pipe,”
EmiltfromOhio:Boomer called Larry
wisebob134: “Hey man whats…
Thot:…Athena doing with…”
GalaxyRanger: …Doc Cottle’s lab-coat ?
The Toaster: flasher Thai Chee?
EmilyfromOhio:Athena smiled, saying,
Topgun: “You wish, geekgirl !”
Solai: “Gimme that!” Cottle
Thot: said. Then Roslin
GR: … woke up from …
EmilyfromOhio: being in thecoat
Armando: Feeling thirsty, she…
Frackingtalos: drank baby blood
Lucky: Like it was….
Armando: cold ambrosia. Suddenly,
LT: she was transported
frakkintalos: to a basestar
Audra: of Cylon cats
Armondo: “meeow,” replied “Kat.”
ThotFullGuy: “Nine Downloads is…”…
GalaxyRanger: … more than Brother …
Solai: Cavil’s swirl requirement

frakkintalos: to achieve maximum