Solai: Once upon a
missmuffet: time Gaius Baltar
TGPAL: won an election
bkitty: in his pants
TGPAL: It was fixed
Thot: by a veterinarian
Spatterson65: with a broken
bkitty: sense of humor
Pike (gods forgive me): and a weiner
bkitty: from the Poo Barge
TGPAL: that tasted awful
badword: like a weiner
TLT: The Boob-God approved
TGPAL: liking wieners himself
kpnkrunch9: especially with mustard
Apollymy: But the Boob-God
TLT: was fickle, and
TG: wanted Baltar’s hands
GR: to say ARRRGH!
TG: But the visions
TGPAL: of the operahouse
TLT: told Gaius to
Spatterson65: call Tori and
TGPAL: Steal Cally’s baby
TG: after having wild
TGPAL: drunken pajama parties
Apollymy: with Leoben and
TGPAL: imaginary head Cally.
Starbuccaneer: But Gaius demurred
perryostrin: scott ian’s blog
Solai: by crying loudly
TGPAL: “I’m a cylon!”
Spatterson65: “You’re a cylon!”
perryostrin: obama’s a cylon
TLT: …every-frakin-one’s a cylon
Solai: Except Steve. He’s
kpnkrunch9: a frakin Republican
Starbuccaneer: that’s more evil.
badword: like a weiner
bkitty: on the make
Lucky(EVIL REPUBLICAN) your own barbeque
Kpnkrunch9: Tori broke wind
Spatterson65: and cleared the
Lucky(evil republican): barbeque show out.
TG: All was forgiven.
Eftiel: United once again,
bkitty: under Tori’s green
Lucky: black, purple, and
Eftiel: yellow flag of
TGPAL: gay cylon pride.
kpnkrunch9: Baltar pulled out
perryostrin: Romo “liked” Caturday
TLT: (his favorite album)
Perryostrin: but not his
Spatterson65: purple and mauve
Oracle: pimp hat. Baltar
Spatterson65: then turned to
Perryostrin: xanadu with olivia
bkitty: and rollerskated with
TLT: gusto and grace
SeelixSeesAll: to the song
Missmuffet: “We Belong Together”
Spatterson65: until the Centurians
SeelixSeesAll: opened fire on
Spatterson65: all the skaters
bkitty: sparkling lame hotpants
Oracle: and they died
Spatterson65: while Gaius Baltar
TLT: cowered in the
Spatterson65: poo barge muttering
TG: "‘Perfect’ my *ss !
TLT: Ex-ACT-ly, leered Gaeta.
Here’s a man…