The Ref 12/27 @ 8 PM ET

Frakkin’ Keystone cops! :rolleyes:

just what every relationship needs–a little bondage :smiley:

I can’t wait for Kevin Spacey to get fed up with his mother. very tired of the wussy way he’s looking out for her–even her dolls!!

And things haven’t improved since. Even in Fight Club and Harry Potter, she still looks like a bag lady. :eek:

Yes, of that, I have no doubt. There was cop in the town where my parents live who got her legs broken on duty…

…when she ran herself over, with her own squad car. :smiley:

no. no frakking way. how is that even possible?!?!?!?!

“three times, Bob” :smiley:

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I think it was a traffic stop. She got out of the car, without putting it in park, and it just sort of rolled over her.

Also, in the town where I went to college, I personally saw a cop run a red light, without his lights on, and hit another car in the intersection. The driver of that car just happened to be drunk-driving, so the cop arrested her for the accident that he caused. Almost started a mini-riot. :eek:

“Wong? You’re a Wong?”
“My mother was Irish.”
“And your father?”
“Wasn’t.” :smiley:

hard to reconcile this horrible bitca with the ditzy but lovable mother of Jane and Michael Banks :smiley:

~we’re clearly soldiers in petticoats! dauntless crusaders for women’s votes!~ :smiley:

Lactose Intolerant Santa :eek:

I completely have no idea what you’re talking about. :confused:

I love the Lucia wreaths and the accompanying story. :slight_smile:

“Parsnip kringlor. It’s from the fourth century.”
“That’s what it looks like.” :smiley:

you poor, unfortunate soul!! you know not of Mary Poppins?!?!?!

“Finally someone sees!”
“You’d have to be blind not to see!” :smiley:

Not since I was younger than the kids in the movie.

“Santa was mean to me!!”

and now he’s peeing in the snow :frowning:

“Caroline, why don’t you eat something?”
“Why don’t you eat me!”

“Excuse me, I am not one of your patients!”
“You’re gonna somebody’s patient if you don’t get your ass back in that chair right now!” :smiley:

ah, well–now that you’re an uncle, maybe there’s hope :smiley:

I love the kids’ reaction to everything :smiley:

His Disney education is up to his parents. I’m taking the role of elder geek. :slight_smile: