Date-rapists of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exists.
sorry, sweetie!!
Burnt ROUS can’t smell good
For someone who just went through a deadly forest of fire-hazards and sand-traps, Buttercup’s dress is in remarkably good condition.
Actually, I was wondering what they’d taste like.
Yeah, that was from 9-11. I have to be at work at 12. It’s now 1:30. 
You must be even hungrier than I.
they wouldn’t put the female lead in dirty, tattered clothing unless it were actually IMPORTANT to the plot 
Yeah, yeah, yeah… 
… the pit of despair, don’t even think about … cough, cough
You have internet access. You could stream from Asia like me.
(What, do your bosses frown on that sort of thing?)
Real question is, what kind of a crappy job doesn’t let you watch Princess Bride? You need a new job. In California.
I second that !!
You know, the more I watch this movie, the more I realize that Buttercup really gets a rotten deal.
I shouldn’t, but I probably could… but I’m in the middle of data entry for a new huge client. They’re swinging 800 accounts that all have to be manually entered by June 1st. So Apolly is a typing fool tonight.
You know, people are talking about starting a commune in Texas… why not a commune in California? I mean, isn’t that where all the good cults are?
don’t you have incompetent/lazy/insolent underlings for that?
Wait, aren’t you the shift manager? Don’t you have lower monkeys (like me) to do the data entry for you? That’s exactly the kind of shit they make me do.
We could buy an island somewhere.
You know, you and I really need to get out of each other’s head.