You’re old too. And before you say it, so am I. But not as old as you. 
Curse you, passage of time!
When I was a kid TV used to actually be watched on a box that we actually called the TV and books were still not cool. 
I used PB music when I directed my senior project: A Midsummer Night’s Dream
So I was 4 when this movie came out… and let me just say (again from memory) that there is SO MUCH that went over my head about this as a kid - but it’s great, because I could enjoy it as a weird fairy tale, and my parents could have grown-up fun, too. 
Somewhere. I just watched it a few weeks ago.
In any case, I should have it by tomorrow afternoon.
LOL!!! I like your wife
OW, my eyes! Warn me, dude! Yeah, he really was pretty…I can hardly believe that’s him!
Note to self: You now have a better chance at bagging Cary Elwes, since has has packed on some pounds and leveled the playing field a bit.
Wow Cary Elwes. Just, wow.
and once again I’m the oldest one in the room. this sucks (and is very strange, since it never happens IRL)
I call dibs on the name “Buttercup” for my first daughter.
You mean mine? Thanks, if so.
Love yours too.
“unemployed–in Greenland”
one of my all-time favorites
Yeah. She’s alright.
Does anyone want a peanut?
anybody want a peanut?
Almost. Plus, you have those little creatures that suck your lifeforce, whatever they’re called.
Oh yeah, children.
I love the Nagus.
“Out of curiousity why do you ask?”
That may be, but you have the distinction of having a very sexy voice.
“Nothing happens to her. You looked scared”
You need to get Old Timer involved in frak parties. 