Ewww with the knife.
oh my freaking god–my grandmother told me that in the army they would say things like"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"…first time I heard it…ossimsauce…
I’ve always liked “Wakey wakey hands off snakey”
Annnnnnnd…the big dumparoo.
That’s a LOT of walking. 35 miles per day for 3 days.
worst. wartime. australian. girlfriend. EVAR.
Agreed. Times 2.
Totally agree times three. She was so into him too.
Does intelligence = totally frakked?
Close your eyes Shooter Jr!!
that wasnt too bad …
Anything off of the Platoon is considered less than human to them. Like you didn’t make the cut.
These episodes go by too fast!
His eyes are closed this time.
Wow - I didn’t realize what time it was.
Look at all the upgraded equipment. Garands and 1919s
just for that Id come back from the war…go to her house and be all “Oh yeah??? well…you suck!” 
The hour really whizzes by!
No you go back, have sex with her, THEN peace back to America.
You can tell that John B really doesn’t want to leave.