Imagine how different this movie would have been if he’d chosen a different door. Hiding alligator eggs around Gentile children, turkeys stuffed with live bats, heart-shaped boxes full of beetles… 
Bah. They’re no match for Halloween’s power!
One wonders why this mad scientist hasn’t learned to prepare his own food yet…
too menial
Isn’t it beautiful? The middle of the day and not a single sunbeam in sight. 
We’ve got them going pretty much every night, so you’ll have plenty more opportunities. 
“…and they call him… Sandy Claws!” :eek:
Woah, I wish I could make paper snowflakes like that!
Jack researching Christmas.
Wonder if he’ll follow the story to the end, when the baby grows up and rises from the dead.
Fantastic I hope to participate in more 
That’s the only way I get vitamins.
I need to figure out how to rig up that Christmas light web. That looked awesome.
That Sally is darn resourceful. Wouldn’t that be awesome to be able to do that?
That’s a self-made woman.
I never before noticed that the rooster that crows in the morning is a skeleton.
Zombie baby! :eek:
You have seen this before, I trust?
If you haven’t already, check out the calendar.
Gnawing on bones would accomplish the same effect.
Waking up to song. I did that once as a lark when my wife and I were first married. Gotta do that again.
Did you sing?
Nope. First time.
Yep. Made it up while I went.
Don’t remember the words, it was impromptu. I just sang what I was doing.
‘I’m getting up, it’s time to pee.
I’m off to the bathroom to make a wee.
Here I go, Here I go…’
You get the point.
Only Halloween would ever think of conquering other holidays outright.
Thanksgiving would throw a big party and give the other holidays smallpox before moving on their turf…