Do you ever dream that you’re brandishing a hot poker in a Nepalese bar?
That is a personal and private question and I refuse to answer it.
Do you own a black suit ?
I have a browncoat, but I can dye it black.
Do you have henchmen ?
I am now accepting resumes. PM me with resume, salary expectations, and references.
Is there a historically significant scar burned into your palm ?
I can make one.
Do you carry a collapsible coathanger ?
I can make one.
Toht: “Fräulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to… ?”