The Final Five--Does the T mean anything?

Do you ever dream that you’re brandishing a hot poker in a Nepalese bar?
That is a personal and private question and I refuse to answer it.

Do you own a black suit ?
I have a browncoat, but I can dye it black.

Do you have henchmen ?
I am now accepting resumes. PM me with resume, salary expectations, and references.

Is there a historically significant scar burned into your palm ?
I can make one.

Do you carry a collapsible coathanger ?
I can make one.

Toht: “Fräulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to… ?”

Frakking Tohtster !!

I’m still holding out for Doc Cottle to be the final Cylon!

All my references for such an opportunity happen to be deceased.

Your hired. I will fax you the appropriate forms. Pick up your gun, hat and folding hanger at the equipment desk. Briefing at 0800 hours.

Looks like someone had the right idea way back. :smiley: