The Fifth Element 7/9 @ 10 PM ET

I wonder how Leeloo will react when she finds out he was dead all along. :eek:

Nathan Lane and Lee Evans. Pure magic.

“Where did he learn to negotiate like that?”
“I wonder.” :smiley:

The explosion in the Fhloston main hall was the largest indoor explosion ever filmed. The resulting fire almost got beyond control.

“Ladies and Gentlemen it is 7pm and time for the news.” :smiley:

“Valiant. Vulnerable.”

Voldemort! :eek:

“How much time do we have?”
“If its speed remains constant, an hour and fifty-seven minutes.”
“Call you back in two hours.” :smiley:

This feels like a FSL segment.

snicker :smiley:

“I was built to protect, not to love.”

Ahhhh, now I get what Luc is talking about in reference to the “fifth element” is actually sexual intercourse.

“That’s our moon, bitches!” :smiley:

So, was our Moon the first attack?

“I’m leaving.”

Best exit EVAH!

Can you explain it to the rest of the class?

The President always gets the best p0rn.

Some say sex is only for reproduction and therefore protection of the species but sex is also an expression of love.

I was thinking the same thing. Our moon is significantly older than 5000 years, though, unless science has been lying to us all this time to protect the secret. :eek:

Do be careful! Don’t lose any of that stuff. That’s concentrated evil.

Also, our Moon is 2159 miles in diameter, Shadow was only 1200 miles.

That makes sense. The expression of love is what actually “triggered” her, so obviously the other function is important, but not vital. Neat. :slight_smile: