Play!! Yay!!
Little? Perhaps. Delicate? No, sir.
The guy who asked you to wait said ten minutes. It’s 25 after - I’d go for it!
right. you’re not gonna fool ME again 
Go, go, go!
uh, looks like Default Prophet.
Audra has ruled, and it’s final. Mission is a go.
John Goodman is teh AWESOME!
“Now this story is from the early 90s… just about the time the conflict was settling with the Iraqis…”
Hmm.
LOL-- toilet seat’s up: therefore, single. answer your question, DBT?
Yeah it’s funny to see George Bush, Sr. talking on tv at the grocery store, and think “Wow, he was a pretty good speaker.”
That is the exact reason I religiously clean my toilet every few days.
it’s obviously not a genetic trait
Yes, Ma’am… I’ve learned my lesson! 
whatever will motivate you to do the job…
It probably really would have hurt his neck if the seat were down. 
“At least I’m housebroken!!”
Nothing makes you look better like your replacement setting the bar really really low.
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”
Big fellas bowlin in slo-mo. Awwww yeeeeaaaah!