why does John have to be so sarcastic? doesn’t she realize he’s a teenager?
And then they run you down with the car, and you end up getting raped by hillbillies.
“Why do you have to be so sarcastic?”
Hello! He’s a teenager. It’s the only language they speak.
Oh my.
Love it. 
so here’s the answer: Jessie didn’t recruit her in the present.
Holy craaap! That is funny. Are we the mirror universe of each other? If we meet will the universe explode?
jinx. again.
I guess I’d better forget about texas then, huh? wouldn’t want to be responsible for the destruction of the universe
Wasn’t that obvious from her “bleached skulls” tirade?
She’s from the future!! I knew it.
Which one of you has a goatee?
Ahhhhhhhgh, get out of my head!!!
we discussed this last week. someone posited that Jessie could’ve just convinced her
gods, I hope it’s you, talos
Don’t you dare! Throw caution to the wind. Besides it might create a better universe. One with William Shatner as James T. Kirk.
Note to self: If I ever meet River in person, buy her a jamba juice. Peach flavor.
Nope. I’m the one wearing the red sexy mid-drift mini-skirt.
or at least Denny Crane
or the blue one and a great big beehive 'do
oh, wait–the beehive was in the “real” universe
“I Hate Tory Club” and “I Hate Riley Club” should combine forces together.