Hi! I’m Martin Blank, remember me? I’m not married, I don’t have any kids…and I’d blow your head off if someone paid me enough…
I’m a pet psychiatrist… I sell couch insurance…
And I’d blow your head off if someone paid me enough…
I tell myself that every morning.
This is me breathing. You’re a handsome devil, what’s your name?
I like how she says “Oh, this shit ain’t happening again.” She is definitely not the helpless victim type. I love that about her.
Thank you!
Tray, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 
“Oh, what a piece of work men are, the noble… aww fuck it, let’s have a drink.”
But you already dress better than I do… what would I bring to the relationship?
Good for you! It’s a growth industry.
just a strafing run to say hi to y’all.
i might make a habit of this!
le sigh. (thanks Badger! it is now part of my ram)
Is that your standard line?
Project! 
Thanks for the pen!
Oh, I just found out that a lot of us are Clueless fans, so I’ll be using a lot more Clueless lines from now on. I no longer need to feel my secret shame.
Hooray! I’ve gone viral!
boobies!!!
Ahhhh! Gotcha. I just remember you saying the same thing to D last night.
'Sup Kitteh!!
Take On Me!
I’m gonna like the music at this reunion.
Walk Like an Egyptian!