It’s a chain restaurant it can’t be a dive. It’s worse than a dive. Solai probably wouldn’t even drink that tequila
Oh Talos didn’t you know? Alan Rickman played Sy
“aaaaaah the 10th Plague /nod nod” /snicker
Wisconsin…for the entire span of human history.
or hell.
tough decision 
Jay and Silent Bob are prophets like I am a prophet :3
If Rickman is the King of Snark, Sy is his Queen.
How iz…Wha…Who…Bwhicha?
Hell has a nicer climate. 'cept they have more angry drunks.
Jay and Silent Bob as heroes is all kinds of amusing, also the rescue music is fantastic
“Snootch to the mmotherfrakkin nootch!”
“Well we’re here to pick up chicks. We figured abortion clinics were a good place to meet loose women” /rachelsnort
Oh Randal how’d you get a job at a gun store?
“Geeeeeeear?”
mass genocide is almost as exhausting as soccer
I love Kevin Smith
pantsless Rock. oh my
“Beautiful big titted women don’t fall out of the sky you know!”
“Con Air Con Shit!” That’s such a weird dubbed in line
I love Silent Bob
(I have a secret crush on Kevin Smith)
“His name was Bryan Johnson”
Aaaaaaaaw poor Bryan. Kevin killing real friends
Selma Hayak is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
yeah, but he makes up for it by putting them in his movies
she is indeed
“Gum? BUT YOU DIDN’T SAY GOD BLESS YOU WHEN I SNEEZED!”
“You’re gettin off light”
/snicker
“I’m a muse, stupid!” 
the rubber poop monster!!!