“She wants to fuck me.”
That’s how they get you.
You’ll scratch our back and we’ll scratch yours.
“People don’t forget.”
So true. So true.
That really sucks about going to school with the same people for 12 frakkin years!!
“I’m making a pubic salad and I need some seth’sown dressing”
Oh man this is a classic.
Totally not appropriate for Shooter Jr though
“Really, don’t worry.”
I’m about to giggle about this for the next 7 hours with my friends. And every time you see girls giggle. Yeah, it’s about you.
McLovin. 
I liked the way Adam Sandler handled that with the little kid. He got everyone to piss their pants!
“Just drilling holes! Last two weeks! Frak it!”
Which is why going away to college is so liberating. 
These guys are a-holes getting on McLovin’s case.
You put all that pressure on you own damned selves.
Oh come on its true
[ul]
[li]Peeing your pants is the coolest!
[/li]
[li]Audra is the coolest.
[/li]
[li]Therefore, Audra is peeing your pants.
[/li][/ul]
“I’ll be grounded.”
Grounded. Ha. Grounded!!
Last time I was grounded, I was like 13. I was never grounded in High School.
Stylish shirt
Yeah. But hated folks who treated people like that. Even in High School.
“I am McLovin!”
“Dude…Where’s my car!”
There is some logic to his rationale about 21-year-olds. And of course, choosing an unfamiliar state ID would be helpful, although lately convincing fakes are virtually impossible on a high schooler’s budget.
“Take off your vest. You look lik Alladin”
Love the fantasy time.
It doesn’t go away. At least not for me. I’m so sad.
The scenarios are the best thing ever