Will you add to the gutter?
Will you not add to the gutter? :rolleyes:
Oh dear … I fear this thread will soon become … well, even deeper in the gutter.
How much lower does the gutter go down?
Wow. People are seriously baiting the hook.
Exhibit B your honor. GR…whereforartthou GR?
Anyone remember in Venture Brothers when they suggested that smurf are not in fact mammal? That the only way a colony of all males and one female could function properly, is if Smurfette lays eggs, and all the males fertilize the eggs?
So, Smurfs reproduce via oviparity, as opposed to vivipary. I believe this to be true.
Tray’s Non-Human of the Week:
- Non-human credential: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
You poor, sad, deluded fool.
Smurfette was created by Gargamel “from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart”. If she was the sole egg-laying queen, how did they reproduce before that? There are only a few alternatives:
[ol]
[li]They were immortal, and therefore didn’t need to reproduce.
[/li][li]They were not actually male, but hermaphroditic, like earthworms.
[/li][li]They reproduced asexually, via mitosis or budding (the little blue tail?)
[/li][li]They were created, like Smurfette, by magic, and therefore required outside intervention to increase their population.[/ol]
[/li]It’s entirely possible that they changed their method of reproduction since her arrival (although that would be exceedingly unusual), as the introduction of the younger Smurfs after Smurfette was established would imply more or less standard reproduction, with smaller offspring. Among those younglings is Sassette, another female. I’ll grant that she might be being groomed to be a new Smurf Queen (how do Smurfs produce royal jelly?) in order to start a new hive… uh, village, but there is little evidence to support that assumption.
Here’s mine:
Non-human credential: Really? Do I have to explain?
Just when you think the gutter has hit rock bottom…
I blame you. 
I blame me too.
Who told you? Have you been speaking to my minions? Blast, you vile fiend. Damn You!!! 
According to whom? Gargamel? Why do we trust what he says? He’s a creepy old man that lives alone with a cat in a castle!
Smurf Shemales? Oh, my…
[/li]
Quaid… quaid…
This sounds plausible. If there’s any credibility in Gargamel’s Smurfette recipe, then it’s only natural that the rest of Smurfs are also created. It also makes theological sense… if Gargamel was the representation of the absolute evil in the smurf world, then there must be a corresponding representation of good in the world, an anti-Gargamel, some kind of God.
It’s interesting that this creator does not seem to interfere with Smurf affairs since the creation, in stark contrast to Gargamel, the Devil figure, who seem to meddle with Smurfs at every chance. Just who is this God person anyway, and why he doesn’t demand more screen time is a mystery to me.
Of course, there’s the standard theory: Smurfette is a whore.
Remember that Chapelle show skit, about that dude who puts his dick in a popcorn cup in movies, while on a date? I remember seeing that and thinking… “This Chapelle show, this is gonna be great!”.
alrighty then…hermie smurfs…royal jelly…immortal There can be only ONE!
I leave the thread for a while and we’re on immortal hermie Smurfs
I blame your avatar
You have minions? I’ve always preferred lackeys.
According to whom? Gargamel? Why do we trust what he says? He’s a creepy old man that lives alone with a cat in a castle!
We saw it in the cartoon. It’s Canon™.
Smurf Shemales? Oh, my…
Tranny Smurf. 
Quaid… quaid…
Open your mind!
This sounds plausible. If there’s any credibility in Gargamel’s Smurfette recipe, then it’s only natural that the rest of Smurfs are also created. It also makes theological sense… if Gargamel was the representation of the absolute evil in the smurf world, then there must be a corresponding representation of good in the world, an anti-Gargamel, some kind of God.
It’s interesting that this creator does not seem to interfere with Smurf affairs since the creation, in stark contrast to Gargamel, the Devil figure, who seem to meddle with Smurfs at every chance. Just who is this God person anyway, and why he doesn’t demand more screen time is a mystery to me.
Peyo (1928–1992)
God is dead. :eek:
Of course, there’s the standard theory: Smurfette is a whore.
There is some evidence to support that theory…
Smurf Porn (NSFW warning!)
I just stumble across what might be the ultimate femtrooper (NSFW, esp. if you work in a rebel base.)
Yeah, I used to have lackeys too. But as soon as they joined the union, they now refused to be called lackeys. Apparently I have to say minions or “hench-person”.
So, is tranny smurf sex considered “furry”? Or is it something completely different?
