Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

Awesome. My favourite:

Meh -> Thanks -> Here’s a dollar -> In changes -> Mostly Pennies

I’ll have you know Leah that I did not start this. You started this. You started this! You brought this storm upon yourself. I am a simple observer of the humen condition…and arm porn.

IAs an insane physiologist, I have deamed you all insane.

wow. thanks. I needed something for my presentation on graphic organizers at next staff meeting :wink:

ummmmm we knew that already :smiley:

Saved:) damn 10 characters

//youtu.be/aJwcj__m5Qk&feature=related

Best Durex Grandma commercial EVER!


I have a serious problem with this chart:

There’s no room in the corners of the chart. How the frak am I gonna thumbtack it to the headboard of my bed?:eek:

Not to worry, Thot. A silk-screener friend of mine is making sheets and pillowcases for everybody.

Pheww…thanks gods. I will fax you my order.

King, Queen…or Bunk ???:smiley:

Come on! I think you already know the answer to that question: http://forum.galacticwatercooler.com/showpost.php?p=38908&postcount=2

Well, I guess Jennifer Connelly isn’t the only one who reads during sex.

Let me say this very clearly: Jennifer Connelly can do what ever she likes during sex…read, bake a cake, garden…as long as she is having sex with me.

AS long as she is not deworming the cat i concur.

Agreed. You should see how much Angelina Jolie gets done while she’s having sex with me (in my mind)----she writes, adopts children, reads scripts, talks to Brad on the phone. She can do whatever she wants.

Knife-juggling? :eek:

Jeeze ! It took the XO and I ten years to get reasonably good at this, and now you want us to multitask ??:mad:

Don’t knock it 'til you tried it. The anticipation adds a whole new level of excitement.

Don’t fix what ain’t broke is the philosophy I follow.

I dont know what it is but i want to hear it