Is that a fat joke? Or are you mocking my big red spot?
It’s a birthmark, damn it! 
Not up to a Roman mythology, are we?
Of course. It was a joke. Besides, it could work either way.
If you’re taking the mythology angle, though, does that mean that you’re going to try to eat me? :eek:
After all the talk of Can’t Hardly Wait over in the Teen Movie thread I thought I would put out this “Fragrance of Love” candle to freshen this place up.
Hope you all like it.
Great, now a gutter with a faint overtone of crabapple fragrance…
:eek:
Are we now re-decorating the gutter?
Candles and what’s next?
Red christmas lights? A flaming carpet? Strawberry-flavored drapes that you can eat afterwards? Cookie wallpaper?
Ah, lavender and vanilla… how refreshing. It almost makes this gutter seem… wholesome.
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Ok, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
IYKWIM?
I don’t know. I’m talking about an actual flaming carpet, like a carpet on fire. There was talk some time ago about someone having a fire-breathing shlong. I think it was Bunktime.
Really, cuz when I read “flaming carpet,” I thought… a red-haired girl and her secret garden.
That’s not a bad idea, either, I’d go for that, too.
Pictures?
GR - you’re scaring me with these thoughts. What kind of stores do you shop at over there? 
You mean in Jersey?
Here:
Oh yeah - I forgot!
Is this what you had in mind?
I am afraid that no matter how you dress it up or undress it, it is the gutter.
IYKWIM !
Is that why there is flooding in Florida? Is the cats name Fay?
IYKWIM. 