Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

that blond pole dancer makes regular appearances on my screensaver :eek:

Your over confidence is your weakness. IYKWIM

Finally! Q did soemthing right!:smiley:

I’d slime tham both…IYKWIM

she can Search my engine…IYKWIM!:smiley:

GalaxyRanger, please translate the side of this photo. I have a vague suspicion that it’s a fake.

EDIT: Oh…ah…IYKWIM

I’d negotiate her peace treaty!

You’re right. My grasp of German is very rudimentary, but this is the gist:

Attention (falseness?)! This (no idea?) is digitally manipulated. It consists of 2 pictures together, a prominent head or face on a model’s body. The picture is not (???) a real (???) person.

Really, that’s a model’s body? It’s too top heavy to be any useful in real modelling, isn’t it?

[Ackbar] It’s a Fake! [/Ackbar]

Nonetheless, it’s a damn hot picture.

You knew that Knowing German would come in handy some day. :smiley:

You are a sick and twisted man. This is what I like about you.

Maybe a flotation vest commercial ?:smiley:

Oh, you don’t think that body needs a flotation vest, do you? Those built-in silicone bags should do the trick nicely.


Jean-Luc rarely allowed the crew to share his Holo Deck appointments…

Given the comment though. I think it works. If I was Q I would have totally done that. IYKWIM.

Well, not runway modelling. Draped across the hood of a Ferrari while listing your favorite foods and turn-ons modelling, on the other hand… :stuck_out_tongue:

Like living in Germany, for instance. :smiley:

aww, thanks. That’s so sweet. :stuck_out_tongue:

OK, that was just a little joke. Here are some real Pole Dancers. :slight_smile:

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll4/badgerspoon/180158780_f1abaffdc9.jpg
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll4/badgerspoon/montr105B15D.gif

That makes sense. And those surgically attached cushions will help avoid scratching the said Ferrari. Perfect.