:eek: someone call the customs authorities, that girl is smuggling raisins!!!
I’d help her towel off-IYKWIM
I’d lick her dry.
ExacTly! It’s the tittilation factor of some clothing you just can’t wait to remove.
New depths!
Is your tongue particularly absorbent? 
Do you have square pants?
Well, suddenly disappearing pink tops are, like, so last season. Tim Gunn said so.
Just when we thought we couldn’t get any lower…
But impossible is nothing, people… we can go lower, if we all work together!
They say that it’s healthy to drink about 8 glasses of water a day.
So I need to calculate how many times I’d have to lick her and then wet her down again to equal 8 glasses of water. I’ll get back to ya…
And now, for some reason, an old Tootsie pop commercial has poped into my head :eek:
Do you really want to reach her chocolatey center? :eek:
MILF still works when F is for frak.
Actually … new heights!
She can activate a lightsaber…in my pants!!
SCHWING!
IYKWIM
Mission accomplished.
I love that, I applaud your knowledge of the German language.
Somehow I think we pronounce it differently. 
I’m pretty sure what I just pictured is not WYM.
No, it’s pretty much the same. The weird part is, I typed “Schwing” into google and hit “I’m feeling lucky.”
so she’s a jedi…mohel?
I confirm Pike’s post, it’s really almost the same. And it even fits perfectly into the context of sword-schwinging.
Hmmm… unfortunately this acronym can be pronounced like a delightfully dirty 18th or 18th century slang word for lady bits. Makes it less versatile.
Ok, have just reached new personal depths. Imagined above sentence animated with Legos IYKWIM.
If the acting thing doesn’t work out she can always get a job as a glass cutter…IYKWIM
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it…IYKWIM