Are you implying that women are inherently bad shots? Or just transvestites? 
Coconuts! And they fell from the palm tree!
Get outta my head! :eek: Sometimes it scares me how much we seem to think alike… Really, really scares me…
I am stating it is probably pretty hard to shoot a rifle while wearing a thong. Just saying. Can anyone speak from experience? :eek:
So your advice is to take off the girl’s thong before you fire your rifle? Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
That’s because I’m a figment of your imagination. Or vice versa.
Only if you’re aiming with your legs. And, if so…
Can anyone speak from experience?
Sounds like a valid area of experimentation to me. Maybe we can get a research grant? :rolleyes:
Why does that not surprise me?
I feel a great disturbance in my force.
I feel a great disturbance in my pants… I’ll be in my bunk.
Bunk? You should see a doctor about that!
I can speak from experience…it’s only hard if you want it to be. :eek:
IYKWIM!
Though there are some factors that influence the degree of hardness.
I believe you are right, friction & lubrication seem to be part of it…
IYKWIM!
I’ll show her my jedi twins…IYKWIM!
I bet all the Troopers are wearing thongs and lacy corsets under their gear. As most ladies will tell you, we mostly wear pretty underwear because it’s so delightful to be bored at work and feeling blah and then remember, “Hey! My underpants are beautiful!” Perks me right up every time.
I have a simple rule: if my afternoon plans call for a loaded rifle, I just go commando.
I think it’s time for aggressive negotiations. IYKWIM!
Define “aggressive”. 
In that case shown, I think the best thing to do is surrender and go along with the ride. IYKWIM.
And sometimes not even then.
Heat, pressure, and time are the only things that separate graphite and diamonds.
That is what we’re talking about here, isn’t it? 
I know exactly what you mean. It’s always so comforting to think “Hey! I have Spider-Man on my crotch!” 
Dude! That is so TMI!!! :eek: