Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

I am SO disappointed at Racetrack in the last few episode… I’m completely heartbroken. I’m gonna burn down my Margaret Edmunson shrine, but before I do, just one last time… I give you Racktrack!

Look at her! How can you stay mad at her?

You can be gay. And I am definitely still mad at her.

Well, true. But what’s a straight guy with a Racetrack crush to do?

You’re really not looking for answers to that question from this board are you?

I just hope you don’t get a rash.

She’d be SO worth it.

Yes- that was a fun one. We had a great time. What a lovely neighborhood.

Mmmmm… so enchanting.

Hm… that didn’t work for me. I see Racetrack in a skimpy top and cowboy hat and I just can’t feel negative emotions anymore. She should market that.

So the other night in trying to explain the Coneto a friend I googled it and one of the hits was an article featuring “most disturbing” sex toys. I generally pass no judgments and feel that when it comes to sex, as long as it’s not hurting anyone in a way s/he don’t want to be hurt, that people should have it their way. That said, I just can’t wrap my mind around this. It was in my nightmares last night. It probably will be again tonight.

You are a woman after my own heart!

By the way: I have a concert on Sunday. You and Sam (it’s Samantha, right? I’m so lame for not remembering) as well as Pike and anyone else nearby is welcome.

I shouldn’t toot my own horn, at least not in the gutter…

Although, if you in fact CAN toot your own horn… while I’m disturbed that you even tried, I do admire your flexibility. If successful, while the intent maybe dubious at best, execution is impressive indeed.

The picture somehow makes me wonder if that’s what would have happened if the Doctor Who episode “The Empty Child” were re-writen as a Torchwood episode. I’ll leave out the “are you my mommy?” jokes.

I think that device starbuccaneer posted a picture of might be helpful in tooting one’s own horn. Or something…yikes!

Is that a meat snorkel?

This one time, at band camp… :smiley:

PM me with info! I know I have to tutor in the early afternoon but if the timing works I’d love to check it out.

hahahaha
ok, now that I’ve found the humor I can rest easy once again

Always glad to be of service. (I think I’m gonna pay for that)

Arrr. It be a wee bit rough battling the high seas of the gutter sometimes. Arrrr. /Pirate

Actually a SFW picture but still kinda hot

From NYC Comic Con via Kotaku

Solai was right. I gotta get me to a convention.

You and me both brother. And you live closer to the city than I do…