IYKWIM
tried to resist but failed
It’s BACON!
Tried to resist but the gutter is a task master; I cannot deny
so I present to you all some gutterish “are being served”
not sure if this is over the line, but I’ll try
Warning for bad language but she is referring to her cat 
That is disturbing on so many levels…
Bacon is delicious, and boobies are delicious. And yet, you put the two together, and the result is eww.
And that the bacon is raw… The thot of raw bacon against my skin…just ew!
Well, someone has created bacon bikini top, it’s only a matter of time before someone thinks of bacon bikini bottoms and bacon thongs. And when THAT photo starts showing up on internet, we are all going to hell.
(… or did I just give someone an idea…?)
Oh, ick, yuck, ew!! Now I’ve really got the squirmies!
Is it bad that I am browsing the gutter while I sip coffee in the school’s cafe?
Yes, I thought it might be.
Ah, Spanish women! The last time I was in Madrid (for new year’s 1999/2000. Way too frakking long ago) I was tempted to just move there just to be around such women. My girlfriend at the time (who’s now my wife), wasn’t amused.
You know, that’s EXACTLY what I look like in that costume! 
You know, when I was studying abroad in Spain, I felt like all the women were tempting and all the men were rather homely. What’s with that?!
Its called Tapas 
like one of my profs assured me, “A day without ham is a day without sunshine.”
and the hams are about 4 posts up in this thread, just after Penelope Cruz.
p.s. A guy surname Cruz at work… sadly no relation - bah
Well, it’s possible that she believes that she’s so smokin’ hot that the bacon will cook.
And be smoked.
And she’d be wrong. 'Cuz I don’t care how smokin hot you think you are, knee-length cut-off black acid wash jeans will reduce your hotness score to nil. :eek:
Yeeah, I gotta say I’m with ya there.
I don’t know, but, come to think of it, it’s true. Hmm…
Then again, I don’t really pay attention to the men. Especially with all those stunning women around.
Anyway, after that trip to Madrid we went to Paris for a week. Paris has this reputation as having some really attractive people, but I just simply did not find ANYONE I saw there attractive. So, where did the French get the reputation they have as great lovers and beautiful people anyway?
p.s. A guy surname Cruz at work… sadly no relation - bah
Well, it is a pretty common surname, after all.
But still… if they were related I could get instated ‘bring your hot relative to work to spend her day gazing lovingly into my eyes day’ at work.
a man should be allowed to delude himself, dammit!