I think the gauntlet has been (ahem) laid: Post your sexiest male and female Santa-themed photos here!!! Looking forward to seeing them! 
(And no, that fat, naked Santa above doesn’t count.)
How 'bout?
Or perhaps?
You’re a sick, sick man 'Talos.
They’d better be careful or they’re going to get chapped, uh, lips.
I’ll be in my Zamboni.
spittake 
I’m going to be scarred for life now… :eek:
Is it just me, or does that young lady in the center seem to be thinking Dayam, I have nice breasts! I wonder what would happen if I grabbed 'em right now.
That would be Gisele Bundchen 
I thought she was thinking… “oh my god, is that a mini-quiche on the floor?”
no, I think her focus is definitely on her boobs. she probably dropped a few crumbs in her cleavage at breakfast and is so hungry she’s considering going after them
Hungry, visibly malnourished and clearly underdressed, for these Victoria secret models, everyday is a struggle. For less than the price of one cup of coffee a day, you can provide these models with proper food and clothing…
For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can provide these models with… half a cup of coffee a day. Which is all they really need. No, really, they’re fine…
And a cigarette.
So… how about the melons on her?
Too easy.
baltar
The nipples are pointing up. I read somewhere that means their fake.