Aaaawwwww, look. Armando’s jealous. 
BTW - liked the cd!
That was sort of the point.
She fell and dumped hot grease all over herself. It’s one of a series of Canadian PSAs that use shockingly graphic imagery to promote awareness of workplace safety.
I’m not sure which came first, but there were also similar commercials concerning domestic violence (violence/language is NSFW).
I’m fairly certain that these never actually aired on TV.
Thanks. Next time I’ll include the media file: Armando After Dark. Rrrrow!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, ok? 
Originally Posted by Armando
Thanks. Next time I’ll include the media file: Armando After Dark. Rrrrow!Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, ok?
Hey, it’s the gutter thread. Isn’t it a rule that I have to post something naughty? I’m not used to it on this thread.
I hate to be a jackass here, but I gotta say, the boy at the top, he really, really looks underage to me. He may in fact be well older than he looks and there’s nothing wrong with displaying his pictures in public forum. But maybe we should play it safe and pull it down?
(And, yes, I know the irony of my feeling uncomfortable about this, since I’m the one who posted the Dawn Summers pics.)
I take kitchen safety very seriously, especially in commercial kitchen, since there are so many things there that could kill you, if you’re not careful. Kitchen floors are inherently going to be wet and greasy… I can’t stress enough the importance of wearing high traction shoes.
But most importantly… why the f**k is she trying to carry a giant stockpot full of boiling grease? (How the hell was she able to life it in the first place?) What could they possibly be making that requires that much boiling grease to come off the heat after reaching boiling? I can’t think of a single recipe.
Probably. But it’s you, Armando. Elana’s dad. Classical music composer.
Ok, it just wierded me out for a minute. I’m all better now!
Is that the confession related to encouraging large amounts of gutter postings, or more of a taxi-cab confession style description of my antics?
He he he, cilantro. Don’t you mean coriander? Seriously though, it’s delicious
That looks exactly like the beach I go to. The only guys in budgie smugglers there are 75, hairy, and really overweight.
We have just had a new campaign for WorkSafe launch here, with very graphic images. Mainly to do with junior employees not being supervised properly. For example a bread shop girl gets her hand mangled in a bread slicer.
I was thinking he looked very young
here at least, coriander refers to the seeds. cilantro is usually leaves. very different flavor
True, different flavour profile. I use the roots and stems as well in some recipes.
Cooking in the Gutter. Now that sounds like a show the Cooking Channel should pick up.
Wait, what do those things have to do with each other? BECAUSE I’m Elena’s dad I can’t be dirty? Do you have ANY idea what’s involved in the act of human procreation?
And the fact that I’m a composer of classical music should be a hint as to how utterly perverse I ultimately am. Some of the greatest composers in history have been perverts. Dirty, disgusting perverts. One, Don Carlo Gesualdo, even committed double murder AND infanticide (got away with it too, though that was probably because he was nobility and it was the 16th century and all). As the Bishop of Bath and Wells says, “I am a colossal pervert. Now, BEND OVER, Black Adder; it’s POKER TIME!”
(Seriously, I recommend a book by Blair Tindal called “Mozart in the Jungle.” It’ll blow your mind as to what the day to day lives of classical musicians are REALLY like.)
He’s not naked, and he’s obviously on a public beach. It’s hardly kiddie porn.
But maybe we should play it safe and pull it down?
Pull down. Young boy. Speedos.
You might want to rethink your phrasing there. :eek:
It could just be boiling water or hot soup, although the burns look instantaneously pretty severe, probably more than 212°F could manage. In any case, it’s supposed to be extreme, but still well within the realm of possibility. As someone who once almost fell against a 500° pizza oven because someone decided to mop in front of it without telling anyone, I can attest that really stupid things can and do happen in all sorts of restaurants.
That reminds me of a sign on one of the machines in a factory were I worked briefly. It was a depiction of broken and twisted human hand, working its way between two gears. Trust me, that was a yellow line on the floor that I treated like a wall.
The gutter has been too quiet for too long. Let’s get it going again, shall we?
A French underwear company has hosted The World’s Greatest Bottom contest, in Paris. Here are the two winners:
My Gods what a gorgeous sorry-Barb on that young lady !! Why am I suddenly hungry?
What he said!
Really? 'Cause neither of them are doing much for me. Granted, I’m not an arse girl
Your more of an arm porn girl aren’t you?
Maybe not quite that bulky, but yes. I’m also a sucker for big eyes, a nice smile, and guys on the cuddly size. Not that I don’t adore the Lee towel pic