Nope. I’m feelin’ kind of crappy.
Easy for you to say.
Actually, I didn’t know what you mean with your crazy legal Latin. I had to look up “corpus delicti” slightly worried that the google search would result in something so horrible that the corporate police would be alerted and I would be fired on the spot for bringing such perversity into the workplace.
…but yes, I am making fun of your fried chicken. It actually made me howl with laughter, especially the speed at which it was posted.
But I just stole that from Audra. She’s the one that said it first!! 
Wow, you figured it out? Or we could just be doing actual work while you guys frak around on the forum all day…:rolleyes:
Well, here’s the thing: I had actually been looking for funny penis-shaped objects in response to something Pike said in the Introduction thread and then without further ado thought I would fit in here as well.
I so don’t want to see the other search results of that query.
Pity I’m wearing my glasses. I have a habit of accidentally overlooking “nots” and “don’ts” …
I liked your soccer rant. It made me feel at home! Just like listening to my brother while we were in college and he was coaching youth sports in our hometown. Ahhhh…those were the days.
And I use the term “yatch” instead of “ragin’ bitca”…
I feel like I am the harbinger of death to thread drift. 
Hey. This is no time to chicken out, Beave.
Aw, stop it! Not at all…just a crazy coincidence!
I am here so now you can split this thread into several pieces so I get lost again. :rolleyes:
Isn’t that what they said about the cat in the Matrix?
redundant.
Just practice. And maybe some lubrication.
Wise man. Is he is on your staff too?
Not at the moment. A position is available, though.
Think of what a cigar cutter would do…it would revolutionize the bris!
Way ahead of you:
Life moves pretty fast, you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. <cue ‘Oh yeah’>
Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero. 
I sure hope not.
Too late. It is now.
Is he going to grind us into Jawa-burgers???
Are you just cranky because you’re back from vacation, or did someone drop a house on your sister? :rolleyes:
Oh, it was. Trust me on that.
Not that she was in any surprised, of course.
Definitely option two for me. Some days it’s difficult to say I’m working without snickering. 