“Or they figured you’d be more trouble than you’re worth.”
“That is a distinct possibility.” 
“Just once, I’d like to get taken prisoner by the sexy alien.”
Nice dual moons.
And creepy opening.
Find Teyla. No pressure.
Very phallic cactus. And it’s going to be named after Rodney?
Sorry I’m late. I was out with my sister and it took longer than I had planned.
It happens. You missed a pretty good episode though.
Nice to see casual Sam.
Mindwiped Zelenka isn’t all that different from normal Zelenka.
A bit more paranoid, maybe. Although I guess it would be justified in that not remembering anything would be disturbing.
Rodney’s eating Katie’s dinner?
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you.
So it takes mass amnesia for Sam to admit Rodney has a good idea. 
“How big could this place possibly be?”
Yeah, room by room could be a problem.
That’s a lot of rooms.
Nice picture of Teal’c on the shelf in Sam’s office.
And I think that’s one of Cassie under the screen.
And what happens if John forgets how to fly while you’re on the mainland (or in mid-air)?
I’m not sure I would want John as a pilot right now.
“Never gets old.”
And of course, Teyla got sent to the brig instead of the mess hall.