far as i know students have 180 days in CA. districts pick start dates and extend the year with wonderful and exciting “staff development days” (three of which are taking place the last week of Aug., so DragonCon is out :()
I’m sure that “staff development days” are a wonderful experience for … everybody! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
Is that where the male teachers go around saying, “Hey baby, how’d you like to develop my staff?”. Lady D, you are one wild cookie! :D:eek:
My youngest daughter turned 6 today. Kinda making me feel old. I don’t want to be cliche’ or anything, but as Yoda once said “Grow up fast, they do.”
I wish they were that interesting.
Happy Birthday, ThotFullDot! 
ThotfullDot!!!. That is awesome. I love that.
So tommorrow is (well technically today since it’s past midnight) is her friend birthday party. And what we’re doing is there’s a local guy who comes to your house with a bunch of animals —a pony, a goose, a pig (I think), a rooster, etc. for the birthday party and the kids can pet 'em, feed 'em etc We’ve got farmer hats for each of the kids to decorate themselves—and me, the Daddy, yes your Thotfullguy himself, ran out this afternoon to the store and bought myself a pair of farmer bib overalls and a farmers hat. And I will be wearing the outfit at the party. (Hey, I live in New Hampshire—where even a yuppie like me can go Old Macdonald if I want to).Wish me luck!!!
will there be an alpaca?!?!?!
yeah, I thot not. oh, well, get pictures!
COOKIE! ME EAT COOKIE! OH NOM NOM!
And yes, we need hat pictures!
You are inviting a zoo to you house? Good luck to you sir! ThotFullDot is a lucky girl!
Sure there will be. TFG makes great Alpaca Burgers. He should quit what he’s doing now and open an Alpaca restaurant in Texas.
There’s really no contest here. Jabba’s a vile gangster known throughout the galaxy with a cartel of bounty hunters. Mudd is a two-bit con with three lonely chicks and eventually a planet full of androids. Both picked the wrong dudes to mess with, Luke Skywalker and Captain Kirk.
So let’s make this an eating match so they can compete one-on-one. Pie-eating or hotdog? I think Jabba’s got this one.
yeah, but Jabba’s got them little T-Rex arms. If he’s feeding himself, it ain’t gonna be quick
On the other hand, Mudd’s women didn’t need a leash. 
Both picked the wrong dudes to mess with, Luke Skywalker and Captain Kirk.
Technically, Jabba picked the wrong woman to give a length of chain.
So let’s make this an eating match so they can compete one-on-one. Pie-eating or hotdog? I think Jabba’s got this one.
But he’s got the stamina. And that three-foot-wide mouth puts Mudd’s little human-sized one to shame. 
Good point.
Although, Jabba probably could just eat Mudd.
Another good point.
Well, if Mudd fell into his mouth, yeah. I don’t see it otherwise.
He’d probably get Bib Fortuna to feed Mudd to him. Jabba would probably be annoyed by the guy and just let the rancor eat the dude.
New Round: Red Shirts VS. Stormtroopers
Both are cannon fodder. But at least Kirk lamented over some of his guys. Vader and the Emperor never shed one darn tear.
Right, but Stormtroopers had the cooler outfit, though. Plus, we now have FemTroopers, whereas you never see a sexy chick in a red pyjama!
