Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 5/20

run away!!!

“Oh. Hello there. I’m senile and don’t remember you.”

senor moment

you’ll put your eye out with that

Yeah like a small vent

That needle aways freaked me out as a kid

And they have great empinadas

that song is my ring tone

droids get really rowdy when they drink

butt mouth and pig nose don’t seem to like Luke much.

Wait till you hear its sound system

whats that flashing?
You’ve got mail!

Sorry. My daughters were getting ready for bed. I had to blow dry hair and clean up a gallon of water from outside the shower door.

Never bothered me. Now, the Ceti Alpha eel. Totally different story.

The cantina song? That was our wedding party song.

giggle Picturing a high and even more paranoid Threepio.

When Obi-wan silences the bar by chopping off Walrus’ arm, I always thot the Jedi were not as liked as we were lead to believe. I added that to my Prequel story.

“Take over. We have a bad transmitter.”

A tech’s job is never done.

I think we’re way out of sync. They just got pulled into the death star.

E, “Artoo has mad hacking skills.”

Yeah. I don’t have the unnecessary Jabba scene or the extended Mos Eisley entrance.

Chewie just yelled at the little mouse droid. Just in case you want to sync up.

There sure are a bunch of old British guys walking all over the Death Star.