Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

E, “I wonder what Jar jar was abandoned for.”

R, “He was banished for being clumsy.”

R, “Are there female Gungans?”

I would think so. I don’t see any.

R, “Me neither. Hrmph.”

R, “I wonder what’s gonna happen next? Oh well since I’ve seen this movie I guess they are gonna be attacked.”

When Jar Jar explains why he was banished R said, “Yeah. I said that.”

As the little droids walk by R says, “Awww are they baby droids? In training?”

E, “See there was a bigger fish.”

R, “Always.”

E, “The Queen is doing nothing.”

R, “Why is she waiting to be rescued?”

As the Jedi attack the droids E, “Woo hoo! That’s just like the LEGO game!!”

I pointed out that the Queen is a decoy. Padme is the Queen.

R & E, “She is hiding.”

As the Naboo cruiser escapes the blockade, E sings the music.

proud papa

R & E, “Artoo is better than the other droids. Woohoo!!”

R & E, “Darth Maul looks ugly in that makeup. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.”

Qui-gon senses a disturbance in the Force. Who do you think he senses?

R, “Anakin.” E, “Sebulba.”

I didn’t even think that. I thot it was Maul but Qui-gon could be sensing Anakin.

Big laughs when Jar Jar sticks out his tongue at Qui-gon.

When Jar Jar activates the junk droid R, “Crazy Jar Jar!!”

E, “What’s the Outer Rim?”

I explained about the shape of the galaxy and how Coruscant is closer to the middle while Tatoonine is further out.

E, “Oh.”

“I actually saved the pod…Mostly.”

Haha!!! Must be a friend of Newt.

E, “In the game it goes right to the podrace. There is none of this.”

E, “It’s working. It’s working!”

“Annie time for bed.”

See, moms are all the same in every universe.

R & E giggle

E, “Darth Maul looks really cheesy with all that makeup.”