Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

“Deal.”

Give me five, brother!

“I didn’t actually come here to free slaves.”

I came to kick ass and take names. It’s a common misunderstanding. :slight_smile:

Aw, what a shame that that energy pulse didn’t vaporize his head. :frowning:

“I wanna be the first one to see 'em all.”

And destroy them and/or rule them as father and son! :smiley:

there was no father…

blah blah blah.

(though interestingly coincidental, I’ve been reading a book about illegitimacy and kinship ties the last few days)

“What’s the midi-chlorian count?”

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The Gospel of Luke? :rolleyes:

“This is so wizard!” :smiley:

Yeah. At that point in the film I was so disappointed. That pushed it over the edge. A virgin birth? Give me a break. Ugh!

Then…the pod race. Finally.

This is so redneck NASCAR!!

First time I saw this, I leaned over to my wife, “Fart jokes. Come on. What is this?”

Well first he stepped in poo…

slamo. bantha pudu. hehe.

Well, that’s what she claimed, at least. :rolleyes:

Then…the pod race. Finally.

This took me right out of the movie, actually. Seemed pointless in the greater narrative, IMO. :frowning:

Did y’all notice the other Hutt behind Jabba?

Interesting. I was like, yay! action!

Not really. I really wanted to see how special this child was.

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Yeah. The movie was really boring up until this part. It was so unlike the other Star Wars films. The characters in those films were up against the wall all the time and either being chased or escaping. The action just happened to them.

In this film you’re so thristy by this point.

Lady Hutt! :stuck_out_tongue:

Obviously not, of course. Note the lack of gold bikini. :slight_smile:

Yeah, but a race? Really?

But we already knew how special he was.

And so did every lieutenant who ever failed him. :eek:

I really need to watch Stargate.