Star Trek: The Next Generation 5x24 The Next Phase

Are you suggesting that 8% of people are masturbating at any given moment? :eek:

Oh come on. There would be an automated system that took care of that.

On that note, Chuck made a comment on latest podcast that life for the ordinary person in the Federation or Star Fleet would boring.
I disagree. In the Star Trek universe, life is pretty damn great.

How does society continue?!?

I want a transporter placed in Casilda’s kitchen. That way you could send food to me whenever.

“That’s great that you’re back but… why were you writhing on the floor together?”

/riker smirk/

I only report the truth.

Why isn’t everyone in the room freaking out? :eek:

Yeah. I was gonna call-in about that. Gotta get me thots together.

Stickily. :eek:

your waistline wouldn’t appreciate it!

“Computer, run program ‘Casilda Kitchen Three’ on main Holodeck.”

I love the things that you say. Also, yikes.

Believe me. I’ve gone deaf to my waistline’s protests.

Yup. If I was a ghost for 2 days, first think I would do is eat a crapload of food.

You’d be surprised how often I get exactly that reaction. :stuck_out_tongue:

She’s wearing the Ro head band.

Those were some nice episodes, people.

And we get to watch Inner Light next week! get your tissues ready…

Because the Enterprise crew sees and does the weird stuff 24/7 baby.

Wow! A really good string of episodes.

I thot crap happened after.

Alright. I think that’s it for me. I’ve resorted to poop humor.