Star Trek: The Next Generation 5x18 Cause and Effect

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#101

It’s basically a Reliant class ship (Khan’s ship) redesigned to be a border patrol ship (according to the book).

#102

You’re afraid of a man with a big cannon?

#103

Watching Justin Bieber’s movie over and over for 80 years. :eek:

Poor bastards.

#104

WWJTKD?

Assume it was Khan coming after him again, use the prefix code, yell KHANNNNN!, get into a space battle, and cry like a baby over Spock dying …AGAIN!

#105

Nite, Cas! May Deanna crash the Enterprise into the allergy season.

#106

Nite. Nite. Sweet dreams …(of Worf)

#107

Wait. There’s a Justin Bieber movie. No. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla. Bla.

#108

They were investigating the temporal distortion caused by the Enterprise’s explosion, of course.

#109

See my post a couple above yours.

#110

It depends on the man. :rolleyes:

#111

WWJTKD?

Convince his old academy rival Morgan Bateson to investigate a temporal anomaly.

Problem solved. :smiley:

#112

I had totally forgotten about this! I remember this being the coolest thing ever—me having lived through both the Sonny and Cher and Beavis and Butthead Eras :smiley:

#113

In the book, there’s a scene where Bateson obviously hero worships Kirk and covets the (old) Enterprise

#114

Alright all, have a good one! G’nite! :smiley:

#115

WWJTKD?

Kirk would have the odd sensation of biting into a York peppermint patty…oh wait…he would have the odd sensation of Deja Vu. Bones would prescibed bed rest. Of course being the workaholic Kirk doesn’t take the good Doctor’s advice. Kirk starts mimicing the things people are saying as he wanders the corridors and on the Bridge. Finally Spock mindmelds with the Captain in a very intimate scene, equipped with closeups on face and lips while Kirk and Spock repeat the words, “My mind to your mind. My thots to your thots.”

They devise a plan to exit the loop. A self-proclaimed gay crewman voluteers to pilot a shuttle into the vortex and explodes in a fabulous death.

#116

Alright all! Have a good one! G’nite! :smiley:

#117

Good night Hobbit perv. (oh, sorry, that’s Dawn, not you) :smiley:

#118

Oooooohhh. Of course. Wait.

#119

Alright all! Have a good one! G’Nite! :smiley:

okay, something’s going on here…

#120

You Faggot.