If you were a Klingon you’d yell something condescending right now like “FLAT THINKER!!”
Speaking of douchbags, introducing Lt. Cmdr. Christopher Hobson.
booooooooooo! booooooooooooooooo!
What can I say? My cell phone, computer, and cable box are all synced within a few seconds of each other. Why don’t you use the internet time synchronization that comes with Windows?
IMO, this suits Picard better. Commanding a task force. He is a great manager of resources. Kirk would take one ship and destroy the entire Klingon/Romulan armada while killing any gods that got in his way.
Hello, dumbass (insert identity)-phobic asshat. Data just schooled you. No requests for you! muwahahaha
Across a border between star empires? With twenty ships?
Where are Q and the Tholians when we need them? :rolleyes:
Geez, Hobson. Next you’ll saying “Germans for engineering.” “Mexicans are for field work.” “Blacks are for playing b-ball.”
Commodore Picard sounds nice 
(especially given the jerkishness of Starfleet admirals)
checks left and right
I don’t trust Microsoft. Kirksmirk
And a few AIs if he happens to encounter any.
A well placed judo-chop, the battle would be over.
“Do we fight among ourselves like the Ferengi?”
Love Worf. Getting stuff done, taking names, etc., etc.
(in an interesting Klingon-Federation hybrid kinda way)
I usually google “time” and it gives the current time. All hail google. We live to serve it.
A ha! a net! I knew it (?)
Um, Thot? Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t there subspace communications stations all over space to aid communications across the vast distance of space.
They could use those subspace stations to coordinate a net.
And instead you live anomalously far into the future. :eek:
I really like that. Would have been interesting if they had tackled that.
Penetrate the field? Why not GO AROUND IT? :eek:
It’s not specific canon, but yes, it’s implied that there’s kinda sub-space “cell towers” all over known space.