Yeah, if George Constanza could be a whale biologist…
the god damn Spanish Inquisition!
I don’t believe they practiced medicine much.
This makes me think of the episode “Ariel” from Firefly… a conscious homage?
bye, Frenchie!
Immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distension?
She has gas? LOL!
Which R word?
Argh! Buffering… so… slowly…
How have I angered the bandwidth gods? Do they want a sacrifice to appease them? 
TJ Hooker chasing TJ Hooker.
Ok, the race through the hall is very silly, but funny.
Admiral Chekhov 
“Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a kidney.”
WWWwwwweeeeee!!!
Spock’s learning! “one damn minute, admiral”
oh yes.
I feel like this is something out of Fawlty Towers with the music!
Retard (that’s what the interrogator says Chekov is)
Couldn’t the Klingon computer scan and indentify the whale transponder frequency?
Quick get the Internet virgins. Oh wait, there aren’t any.
Bye Frenchie.
Never mind- I’m an idiot
Scotty, beam me up!
I knew she wouldn’t just let them go off without her
I think it just cleared out the toxins. The infomercial was on last night. 
Badger, I’m starting Part 4
no, I think it was a reference to something Chuck retweeted. a campaign to end the pejorative use of “retard”