Drunk Troi = Funny 
But, with practice, not impossible.
Seconded! 
But hobbled, that’s a different story… :eek:
There’s a gem of a “Queer Eye for the Straight Borg” short story parody idea there, I can sense it.
Borg not so smart. People with guns threats.
Nonsense. They’re ruled by a Queen. How much more fabulous could they get? 
The Borg are scary customers.
snort
Baltar
The Borg look like their skin is decaying.
Oh frak, they just got Data !
Perhaps the Q are just Borg who have completely evolved and developed a fashion sense.
Having to shoot your own man. hard
and I’ll raise you a sporflesnort
Wow, Lily is so cool.
It’s my first ray gun.
What the frak is with all the drills?!?!
Nice. Badger, FTW!
drills are creepy. everyone knows this
Drills freak people out.
Geordi: Actually, over there.
LOL!