I want a shot of that hypo!
Yes. No one would ever kill a woman without alien influence.
So Sulu’s giggling like a loon, but he’s still capable of flying a starship safely?
And why are the Arguilians going to panic first? That’s pretty racist…
the happiest crew in space, awwwwwwww
is it just me, or was that little flute/pipe tune like the music in shore leave?
Kirk: Oh, by the way. Where the Frak is the Chief of Security?
Spock: Naping again. Shall I wake him?
Kirk: (sigh) No, don’t bother. We never seem to need him.
The women are so… what? Inquiring minds want to know!
I’m gonna go with EASY. It is a pleasure planet afterall.
All the women are drugged up.
Auto-pilot. Oh wait that’s computing Pi. Oh well Enterprise explodes, ball of flame, series over.
The exact same one. It’s the ‘hey a joke is coming’ queue.
The computer can’t calculate Pi and fly the ship at the same time. What are you crazy? That would require like a…a. 100 MHz Pentium or something.
How do you think he lived long enough to become Chief?
Soon I will start a thread “Dear Captain Kirk: Letters of Apology from Your Security Chief”.
I’m thinking one letter per episode will be about right.