Psst. It’s a wig.
…IYKWIM… Hey, that would make a good name for a Gene Davis movie!
Kirk and that Klingon are in QUITE a compromising position aren’t they 
Like Kirk warning the redshirt not to do something stupid and then promptly forgetting about him after he died? 
Luscious golden locks! 
What’s with the dude with the patent leather flat-top? He’s a total backstabber!
Just finished the last of the birthday calls.
Oooo Fight Club!!
Whoa! Uhura’s hot.
I miss 60s women. All these 00’s chicks are too skinny for me taste.
Is anyone perchance watching a remastered version? (That would mean the DVD I guess).
Are they’re any klingon spacships seen in the remastered version.
Dude, no hitting Spock in the back!
You carry a child. I wear a throw rug as clothing.
Tripping someone who’s preggers?
You must be submissive to him.
Ooh! silver nails
He’s still young… and inexperienced.
I noticed she was really, uh, defying gravity in that bridge scene.
To be fair, she’s less tasseled than some others lol
She’s got the heir to the throne in her belly. Surprised she’s not dead already.
“We are under attack by Klin-gon vessels!”
Despite the odious return of the miniskirt, at least the ones in the new movie are wearable.
Ugh commercials.
They’re working on it.