“Sulu, put that thing away.”
Not the first time that happened.
Sulu: “Fair maiden”
Uhura:“Sorry. Neither.”
Nice.
one of my favorite lines in all of Trek:
Sulu: I’ll protect you, fair maiden
Uhura: Sorry, neither!
“Sulu! Put that thing away!”
“Take D’Artangan here away.”
This is GOLD!
It strikes again.
Better than letting the woman drive. They don’t want to get lost on the opposite side of the galaxy or crash into a planet. 
Sometimes when we go to an alarm at a big store and the door is open, after checking it out, we find the in tercom and sing craaap over the store speakers…Well, I have, anyway.
D’Artagnan LOL!
Love that too.
One of the red shirts was Uhura. Oh, I should have said “Redskirt”.
I assume the singing starts after sweeping the store for bad guys, not before? :rolleyes:
I sing ‘Cathleen’ in the shower.
I’d call that an abuse of authority 
Jeffers Toob makes a showing!!
There’s Thot’s old twittatar in the Jeffries tube.
Worst ship design ever. All the controls are in the bowels of the ship, where no one in command actually is.
Yes Badger, afterwards.
And D…
My first name is Jeffrey, so those remarks are techically gutter-worthy.:eek:
“Frak Erf”
I think we were all thinking that.
I assume fully-clothed.