Sick again? Poor 'Talos. 
Blinky light.
“Very impressive.”
She’s easy.
“Hey, you turned on a lamp! Take me!” 
Oh no, the Romulans!! Now, there’s an enemy to be worried about.
I wouldn’t last an hour on this planet. I would be tortured and punished.
I’d love it.
You slay me, Beata.
Her name is Beat-a…
So far, the Captain and Number One have been shirtless.
You were saying, Will? :rolleyes:
This always bugged (…hehe…) about this episode. How does a holodeck virus infect the crew?
Poor Data all alone on the bridge.
I canz totally do all youz jobz!!
Oh no! The snowglobe of death.
The power of Riker’s schlong has silenced Mistress Beata.
It’s Wesley, using his Traveller powers. :eek:
Remember how he was wet coming off the holodeck in the pilot?
Wesley can do the impossible. :rolleyes:
I’d seen that crystal ball in catalogs before and since this episode. I love that they bought stuff off the shelf for this show. 
That kid is more trouble than he is worth.
Death by snoo-snoo!
First, the large women! Then, the petite women!
And the little elf men.
Speaking of, you ever have a thing for any of the men of Star Trek?
I had the hots for Deanna, Tasha not so much and Bev was a mommy.
Hey guys. Just stopped in to to say “hi”.
My mom is actually named Beverly, so yeah, that prevented me from ever having the hots from Ms. Crusher.
In Next Gen, maybe Geordi, possibly Picard later on, after he got all insanely buff. No one really did it for me on DS9, sad to say, although Julian had his moments. Voyager, I’d have to go with Tom Paris and Harry Kim. And then Enterprise, pretty much the entire male crew (except Phlox) — but especially Trip & Travis.
I had the hots for Deanna, Tasha not so much and Bev was a mommy.
Were I so inclined, Beverly would have been my choice, bar none.
Of course, I might not be the best person to ask.
Howdy, Thot. Sorry you couldn’t join us earlier.
My mom is actually named Beverly, so yeah, that prevented me from ever having the hots from Ms. Crusher.
That’s all it takes? So does that apply to all Beverlys or just this one?
I remember you saying a while back how unforgivable it is that Star Trek never depicted a gay romance amongst any characters—let alone main characters. And you’re totally right.
With that in mind, I was really, really glad that Star Trek New Voyages finally, finally broke that barrier with its latest “Blood and Fire”. It has an actual, real gay romance between two characters (one being Kirk’s nephew) that are central to the plot.
Yeah, still haven’t seen that yet. We were watching them, but sort of stopped before that.