OMG, he’s French!
Speak the mother tongue to him, Jean-Luc! SPEAK IT! 
I’ll paraphrase Picard’s words “Your race are pussies.”
What the craaap is going on tonight?!? I just got another call from work. I’ve got to go. I hope this won’t take long.
He visited that planet when he commanded the Stargazer? Hmm…wonder if that’s in the Star Trek EU.
I was waiting for Picard to kick him in the kneecaps.
Booo talos’s work. Boo.
(Snort) Nice. He does look like that alien on Rura Pente, doesn’t he?
“Fiber??”
Oh, Fighter…
Shaun Cassidy called. He wants his hair back, Fighter.
:mad: Damn that Mr. McGee! :mad:
“Does this mean there’s nothing here for you to eat?”
“No…” :eek:
I know how he feels. The Romulans have been trying to kidnap me for my brainpower too.
“Jean-Luc, you are full of surprises today.”
Just you wait until after dinner.
Viva la Revolucion!
Kirk and Spock would have totally escaped already
One of the aliens would have been a green or blue humanoid female, and, well, game over man.
Yeah, but half the crew would have been turned into cuboctohedra by now, too. 
His boots would have been off by now, for sure.
This reminds me of the X-Files episode with the shapeshifter who becomes Mulder and seduces Scully.
I didn’t say there aren’t tradeoffs.
I never watched X files, though I’ve been told it’s the kind of show I’d like.