“And give him head whenever he wants.” I used that on a conference call. No one got it, though. Still thot it was funny.
Give him he- help. LOL!!!
Love the Aretha Franklin transition here with the dancing. Totally sets the mood of the office after hours.
I dance like River on the dance floor. It’s bad. Tragic really.
I love that Syndey Poitier thinks that’s funny. F— yeah.
“Be a beacon.” How many times have I dropped that in a podcast without anyone getting it? (Except of course, my total HOMIES. Sean love that s— when I first met him, which told me he was a good guy.)
“Give him head?”
“Be a beacon?”
Damn straight.
Ch-ch-chains!
God, look at those lights! It’s so beautiful.
Crease’s wife has a mini-mullet.
Soul-Gloooo!
“be a beacon”
I often wear a crappy green/black T-shirt under a crappy black velvet jacket to be like Mother.
No one gets it.
Depends on the marriage.
This is BB King, right?
And Tahiti…!
You know, I’ve never actually sucked helium out of a baloon.
It’s certainly badass, that’s for sure. Them’s the blues, f’r real.
“A big waterbed. Kitchen. Big kitchen.” Yeah, that has nothing to do with me.
“Someone like Liz.” No, that’s not me, either. 
And again, we see why Whistler is a badass.
And yes, Scrunchy is a word.
You’re definitely not getting paid that much…oooo
In my opinion Scrunchy is indeed a word
OK. I just hurt myself. Must tape ribs back together.
Scrunchy IS a word.
Ever since the first time I saw this movie I wanted a glass table to play Scrabble on, and a party of brainy and witty friends. But I was 12 at the time, so it took a while to realize my dream…and YES! I have!
Yes, it is.
Sadly it’s a proper noun, which disqualifies it from use in Scrabble.
With those pipes? That has to happen. I bet you’ll sound like Wicket.
River Phoenix’s character is just so innocent and likable in this movie.