Buddy, time to read tie-a-tie.net. A tie that short looks really bad on a fat dude. Ask me how I know.
The Natural wearing a baseball jacket. How cool is that?
“I’m in it for the money, I don’t care if you go to jail.” Love Whistler!
Indeed it is.
And BTW, I forgot to mention at the beginning that it’s really interesting that Cosmo essentially f—s himself. And he’s not trustworthy from the beginning.
Bish: “I’m in it for the money.” Heh. Why is it that Bish always makes me think of Pike?
(Mental note: Figure out how to meet up with Pike at some point.)
I always thought the exposition in this was a little obvious, but one of the tiniest thingd I could find in an almost perfect movie.
I LOVE this part where it looks like Liz is paying the piano and it turns out to be this little girl rockin out. Love Redford’s face - my kind of cheesy humor.
Hey Audra!! I love Whistler, also! Driving the getaway truck is the best.
List of first s— to do if I lose a bunch of weight:
- Shave goatee to become Good Chuck.
- Wear cheap-ass green T-shirt with baseball jacket.
- Wear cheap-ass green T-shirt with Harris tweed jacket.
- Go swimming without scaring people.
Mary McDonnell looks great in any haircut.
The lecture scene: “Are you seeing anyone?” “Shh!”
He said Homo-morphisms Hee-Hee!
Not that that’s going to happen. I know how to cook. (See Twitter.)
Jannik is such a TOOL. Gah, look at that turtleneck!
Is it just me or is Guenter a pompous ass from the very beginning. What’s with that freakin’ cream suit and white jacket for an academic presentation?
“Of GAUSSIAN PREPORTIONS!”
Lame.
Well, Cosmo cheated in a coin flip. It’s a good foreshadowing to the kind of person he becomes, but it’s tough to say that he f**ked himself just because he didn’t wanna go out into the cold for pizza.
But Cosmo’s douche, so he had it coming.
Looking up “Gaussian proportions” on Wikipedia…
Yay! Audra Hair Report!
We will, of course, be expecting a junk report, as well. 
He’s got Randy Quaid’s rugged good looks.
No go out for pizza = no get arrested.
Damn skippy, bro.
Boy Gregor doesn’t have a chance, they set him up as shady right from the beginning. Very fresh-from-the-Cold-War perspective?