Short Circuit 2/4 @ 10 PM ET

Frank. You red-neck POS.

Heh. He’s a “circa” birthday, like he’s ancient or something. :stuck_out_tongue:

Luke Duke wannabe…

I had such a crush on the asshole boyfriend. I like the bad boys. :stuck_out_tongue:

“It is an opportunity to spread your legs.” :smiley:

11 million. Wow. Those are cheap. Derek Jeter makes more than that in a year.

If the van’s a rockin’…

“Listen, I am full of it.”

Good lawd…

Inflation has almost doubled since then. Given government incompetence and defense contractor “overhead”, I’d imagine that they would be around a billion dollars now. :slight_smile:

Obviously an homage to ET.

If Number 5 was seeking input now, he’d connect to the internet and be exposed to a world of porn and humorous cats. :smiley:

I’d be thinking Nasa budget in the billions.

Lol!

“You’re a robot?”

Um…you is the jerk of the world. How did she not know it was a robot?

“Dr. Warmonger…” :smiley:

She thought it was an alien.

And here the malfunctioning robot learns to kill. :eek:

“Dead is forever.”

And Johnny just lost a bit of his innocence…

Well, it already knew how to kill. Now, it learned the consequence.

“Go left. Right?”

Hehe. That was a great Abbott and Costello bit.

I’m old.

Who’s on first?