Yeah. Best Pizza in the world. Why can’t they make pizza anywhere else?
Well, if he dresses as a woman every Halloween, is he really in the closet? There ARE a lot of straight men who cross dresses, you know. (Including our favorite action transvestite.) 
I shudder to imagine what he was doing with them. :eek:
It’s just that one particular co-worker. Everyone knows he’s gay, no one gives a rat’s sorry barb, but he’s so far in the closet he doesn’t even know where the door is.
Male stripper for his birthday. Works every time. 
The Dark-Hunter, Were-Hunter, and Dream-Hunter books by Sherrilyn Kenyon. They’re considered supernatural romance, but the mythology is so complete and interesting, I can’t get enough. (And I misspelled it when I created this account. It should be Apollymi. She’s the Atlantean goddess of destruction and chaos.) You can see more about them on www.dark-hunter.com.
Well, correction: best NY styles pizza in the world. I also like sicilian or napolitano pizza, thin, airy, with fresh mozzarella, proscuitto and arugula… or just margherita. New York’s offering when it comes to Napolitano pizza is not great.
(I just disagreed with a New Yorker about his pizza. Hmm. Ducking for cover.)
that’s very comforting 
Arguably, it’s socially acceptable one day out of the year, so he could just take advantage of that…
There ARE a lot of straight men who cross dresses, you know.
<voice=Egon>Don’t cross the dresses! It would be bad.</voice>
Transvestites run the gamut, just like anyone else. Similar percentages of gay and straight, black and white, young and old, etc.
(Including our favorite action transvestite.)
I prefer his executive mode.
Oh, no. This guy is gay. He’s just got the emotional development of a 12 yr old when it comes to things of a sexual nature. You know the guy. Still laughs embarrasedly (is that even a word) if someone says anything sexual. He may dress like a woman every year for Halloween, but he still thinks no one knows.
And our favorite action transvestite will be in Cleveland this Sunday interviewing a local politician, Dennis Kucinich. Too bad it’s rent week.
That is just too cool. You just don’t mess with a woman who’s avatar is the goddess of destruction and chaos…
Reminds me of Izzard’s bit about Shiva, Goddess of Creation and Destruction… hehe.
That’s cool. That’s cool. Just lock your doors and bolt your windows. Wouldn’t want you to have an accident.
Yeah, in the books, Apollymi is imprisoned in Kalosis (Atlantean hell). And her son Acheron can never set foot there, or it would free her and bring about the destruction of the world. she doesn’t see it as a bad thing, the world can be remade. There’s also this Charonte demon who is bonded with Acheron, called Simi. She’s like this little rocker punk 18 yr old who makes for a lot of amusing (and some painful) situations. When she’s not blowing money on QVC, she lives as a moving tattoo of a dragon on Acheron’s body. It’s a very well-imagined series.
I’ll let him know you’re available for back-up!
(Soprano’s theme playing in my head… locking the door, locking the windows…)
A goddess that walks the earth as a rocker punk chick. This totally sounds like the plot for the next Chuck Pahlanuik book.
Ever read the Sandman series? I picture Simi as Neil Gaiman’s Death.
Nah, never had the chance. I bought Neverwhere, but never had the time to start it yet.
Poofy got this song in my head, and I’ve been humming it all day long.
“I got big butts and I cannot lie~”
The Rogers & Hammerstein version is particularly difficult to banish from your brain, I fear.
I thot it was I like…
Ooh! You have to! Neil Gaiman is my favorite author ever! I’ve even read his children’s books. And Sandman is fantastic. His grasp of mythology is astounding. Fiction, non-fiction, or graphic- if Neil wrote it, I’ll read it. I even read his blog. Neverwhere was just lovely. And American Gods. Ooh! And Good Omens, he wrote that with Terry Pratchett. I laughed the whole way through it. It’s a book about angels and demons and the anti-christ, but it was funny as hell.