Our genes are close, but not that close.
ETA: Humanzee
Obviously “soccer” is what apes call basketball, much as we call football “soccer”. 
This lack the message (or any message really) of the original as well.
How 'bout create an ape society that shares its wealth equally? Not preying on each other. Really push the communist dream society. Show the humans living in poverty and fighting for every scrap of food, killing each other, etc. Send the message that capitalism is creating an aristocracy…ahem…wait where did that soapbox come from? Craaap. I thot I lost that.
Your knowledge…
…and logic never cease to amaze me.
There is a message. If apes were as smart as we were, they would rule us and eventually eliminate us. Here endeth the lesson. 
Um, thank you? :rolleyes:
That’s a commentary on apes, instead of humans. This story was just about corruption (distorting their beliefs system) and power (keeping that knowledge to the line of CMOS). It didn’t really capture or hold my interest. As I’ve mentioned, I thot the performances of the people in ape make-up were great.
I feel like we’re at a bar about to close. Isn’t TechDrew closing the doors soon?
Yep, the lights are about to come on, and the mops are about to come out. Maybe we should put a few stools before we go.
I wonder if all our post count will return to zero. I miss being an Alpaca.
Since our titles are added manually, you could be one again if you really wanted. OTOH, after you hit 99,999 posts, I think it’ll roll over to zero again.
True. When I became a mod and I was figuring out my new powers. I noticed I could type anything in that field. I toyed with the idea of changing it to talosbunny.
We can change those fields, but we can’t save those changes.
Even supermoderators have our limits.
Am I gonna get in trouble for talking of the weirding way of the mods? I don’t want another Bene Gesserit spanking.
Nah. I do.
That woulda been funny. I never found out cuz I didn’t change it.
And after the spankings, the Spice Agony!
The Bene Gesserit are no fun.
Oddly enough, we can change avatars, but anything requires an admin. I’m curious if things like that will be different with the new forum.
I thot you were gonna say, “gom jabbar”
I mean, c’mon that sounds like something naughty.
You’re not far off. I was going to say “the Box”, which definitely sounds naughty.
OK, the forum’s going into lockdown any minute now, so I bid you good night.
Good night, Badger.