Omg, where is your avatar from Badger?
Indeed she is. In fact, she was the very first vampire to appear on the show.
inserts obligatory texting while running joke
Did I suddenly go deaf?
Amazing her face wasn’t messed up.
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What’s wrong?
Bad move. Don’t school thew teacher.
I made it.
Well, badgerspoonified it. 
All the sound went out for the few minutes.
100 granola bars? Wouldn’t that provide about half a pound of pure fiber? That’ll slow her down a bit. :eek:
I’d imagine that a few milkshakes would be more efficient.
Musta been a local problem. Or a bird landed on your dish.
And, Twinkies.
No, wait…
mmm, now I want a muffin. 
Too bad they took that Betty White Muffin skit down.
How does being strong give him better aim?
Van fenders aren’t really strong enough for that.
That works.
Heh. I can’t use the Superman tactile telekinesis excuse for him. d:
Yeah. I was thinking the Mom would correct the trajectory with her speed.
I thought JJ couldn’t retain the knowledge.